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this is where it all rolls out. by augustfai

jake (if he does say so himself)
is a little junior high school boy
with the maturity of an actual high schooler,
which means it's okay to pinch his cheeks but
you've got to remember he can probably
bite your hand off.

and it's also okay
to call him jakey.
(right?)

jake likes girls.
quite alot, actually.
maybe even more than that.
but he is taken.

(cue disappointment.)

by an older girl, actually.
rawr.

he is sooper dooper smart,
owing to the fact that he is in a math class
two years above his normal standards
and is getting an A in said class;
but he also cried in secret when,
on his 11th birthday,
there was no Hogwarts letter(s)
flying through his window(s)
and stuffing themselves in his
mailbox and fireplace.

but i cried too!
so it's okay.

fandom is as fandom does.
the night will go as follows:

harry potter, in which his OTP is
ernie/hannah.
pigtailsexualness, duh.
and canon is cool, which is why OBHWF
is on this list, but of course we cannot forget
the amusing canon-odditiy of harry/luna
and harry/cho and hermione/viktor
which he tells no one about.
that's why this is in a strikeout.
can YOU keep a secret?

arrested development--
god rest its soul.
it was on every week and now
he really does miss it.
poor boy.

the next few lines are purely for educational purposes--
i.e., if you are his stalker.
so go on, read.

jake ♥:
RPG,
being sarcastic,
SWIMMING,
his friends (because who doesn't, really),
video games (especially The Sims,)
having no limits.

AND COLOR!
which brightens his day.

simple things,
gadgets,
his super old iPod,
London,
food,
sushi--because one day he will be rich enough to eat sushi every night,
MUSICALS, of which he keeps his tickets for--
he has been to, he believes, seven nine so far.

wicked is his favorite.

and of course, his lifelong dream, which is to
--no, really--
dive into a gigantic pool of jelly and
use it as a trampoline.

jake does not &heart;:
criticism,
h/hr
skeptics.

he is also bipolar, but you'd never guess.
i certainly never did.

personally i think he is
the funniest kid on my flist,
and even though he says he can offend with
this kickass sense of humour,
he is also very nice.
you know.
50 % wholesome,
50% corrupted.

like milk.

jake owns a book called
100 things to do before you die,
and he is going to do most of them.
carpe diem!

and i suppose you have gathered by now that
he is not the one writing this,
but you know what?
who cares.
jake is love.
who would not want to write his profile?

now thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
please exit through the emergency door and take your popcorn with you.

this is the randomest end ever.

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